Prologue

When I am at work, driving in the car, or anywhere else where I have a few seconds to myself, I think of things. Here is where I shall put these things, lovingly dubbed "tasty little sandwiches" for they are tasty and indeed little. The following are things I have thought about in the past 3 months, before I decided to collect them for everyone to see. There were other things, but some of them were stolen to add to a collage of my things a coworker has deemed collage-worthy.
Please enjoy.

This one describes how I felt at work at one point. I did indeed want to dress up and bop my office manager with a mallet. Note the pointy teeth.

A dog named "Ham" was scheduled to come in, along with some puppies. It brought the following touching, peaceful scene to my mind.


My coworkers really seem to enjoy sharks and I enjoy silliness, so I put the two together.


A former coworker had an eye infection that was so grotesque, I believe without proper treatment it may have eventually become sentient, bent on world domination.